My mate Nigel NoMates almost got it right.
He persuaded MrsNoMates that a spot of Europe in September and October was just the business. Unfortunately he left the finer details of planning to MrsNoMates, with the result that he’s spending four weeks in Germany and Poland. Close, but no cigar.
Luckily he managed to find a bar in Warsaw to watch the All Blacks-Puma match at Wembley.
I’m sure he was able to help the locals understand the game a bit better, and explain that two yellow cards is all part of the master plan.