In response to yesterday’s heartfelt request for advice on how I could convince MrsDavy to stamp Ned’s passport “Chicago” my dear readers came up with:
- an open and honest conversation
- seek forgiveness not permission
- the old ‘ask for more and settle for less’ bait and switch, and
- a tax dodge
Come on people: this is like the worst heist movie ever. It’s worse than Ocean’s Twelve, and way worse than Entrapment which at least had Catherine Zeta Jones in it.
Luckily, we have the Friday night fush and chup run for inspiration. While I’m waiting for the greasies, I’m being totally multitasking by following the Waikato vs Canterbury match on The Twitter. And LittleDavyTwo looks at me with her Whatevs face, and says:
Congratulations Dad. You’re officially a teenage girl.
Bingo! That right there is The Heist lightbulb moment.
- Teenage girl
- Tax dodge
- Chicago – blues capital of the world
- Forgiveness not permission
Clearly what I need to do is follow David Correos’s lead and create my very own Miley Cyrus tribute act, and take it to the good folk of the Chicago South Side. Money in the bank.
For the brave of heart, click on the picture to check out David’s You Tube tutorial in its full glory.